Professional White Man

Somebody who is professional in being White.
Susie: Why is that Man torching an Orphanage?
Mommy: Don't worry, that guy is a Professional White Man...
by Viciboy January 07, 2021
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white man's complex

This is a combination of racial/ethnic entitlement and gender entitlement. White men often feel superior toward people of color, as well as women (and usually don't recognize their privilege).
He has white man's complex and doesn't even know it, lol.
by MFrancesWright July 10, 2022
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white man's promise

a promise one makes to another, even though he has no intention of keeping said promise
Tom tells Joe, "I'll totally help you move this weekend, bro. " Tom has made Joe a white man's promise because Tom has already made other plans and has no intention of helping Joe move.
by Lario1234 November 10, 2013
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Bald White Man

Someone who isn’t allowed an opinion. Ever. A bald white man should be shut down immediately regardless of what they say and cancelled if possible.
Oh, you think the game has obvious flaws? You’re a Bald White Man, your opinion doesn’t count. We also hate you.
by CrissMaster July 16, 2022
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White Man's Disease

A term that's been in use in sports for several decades indicating a person that can't jump high.

It's especially used in basketball, using the stereotype that white people can't jump
That guy's 6'5'' and he can't even hit rim.. Man, he's got a terrible case of White Man's Disease...
by Rodney J. Sanders June 14, 2010
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White Man's Greed

Used in the context of playing video games with others. Can refer to individuals of non-Caucasian origin

Criteria A:
1) Player 1 is clearly going to die with no chance of survival
2) Player 2, in an attempt to show off or BM, goes after Player 1 for an unnecessary finishing move
3) Player 2 FAILS the finishing move and is harmed/killed in the process, losing their advantage due to greed

Criteria B:
1) Player 1 and Player 2 have similar goals
2) Player 2 attempts to sabotage teammate Player 1 by trying to prevent them from getting the goal
3) Player 1 survives and is not harmed at all
4) Player 2 is the one put at a disadvantage due to his attempt
Example A:
"Damn! Why did I have to chase after you? I could have used that extra life for later!"

"It's the White Man's Greed."

Example B:
"What the hell? No fair! How did you not get hit by that?"

"Hah! Those Fire Flowers are mine now, jerk! Don't succumb to the White Man's Greed next time!"
by Lavish Doctor December 23, 2015
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white-man hater

A little beard that's just below the lip. Sometimes called a "soul patch" or a jazz musician's beard.
Take a look at pictures of Dizzy Gillespie, Apollo Ono, Gene Krupa, Frank Zappa (imagine him without the moustache).

"He had no facial hair except for a rather evil-looking "white-man hater" that grew from his lower lip like a black orchid and made him look like a drunk who missed the mark on Ash Wednesday." - Kinky Friedman - Musical Chairs
by Hosebucket Jones January 24, 2011
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