I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

Code 55

A discrete synonym of "vocal vortex"

Hey doc! Just FYI, the patient in room 7 is a code 55.

by drkrappenschitz May 21, 2018

Jp's Marmarlations 5:55

remember ladies if yo nigga dont act right, he got a homie that will ;)

i cheated on my nigga, in JP'S MARMARLATIONS 5:55 WE TRUST.

by anonymous October 4, 2021

19:55:40

asian masturbation time

Oh ching chong wing wong that feels gewd 19:55:40

by m1m1m1m1m1m1m January 26, 2017

55

The number Trump picked to prime the mob of protestors with.

The number 55 and alchohol don't mix. Trump knew that if he suggested the number 55 enough times, that though his mob wouldn't see it on a conscious level, it would be everywhere and everything to them, and he could get them to do anything he wanted them to do.

by The Original Agahnim July 20, 2021