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Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000

Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".
"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"
by DJ Bless One November 23, 2006
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Andre 3000 Challenge

A drinking game named after Andre 3000, member of the group Outkast. The winner of this game is the first to finish 4 bottles of Andre champagne. Each bottle contains 750 mL therefore 4 bottles total 3000 mL of Andre.
"Hey, wanna play a drinking game?"
"Yeah, I have a case of Andre, lets play the Andre 3000 Challenge!"
by sparkykidddd December 31, 2013
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Shit Trencher 3000

A shovel like implement used for the extrication of feces. Most commonly used around one’s home or personal space. Variations of the tool exist with the 3000 series being the most technologically advanced, with such features as a serrated and sharpened edge, lanyard loops, concealed knife, etc.
Joe D. finally got tired of all the shit that was being dropped in his space so he used his Shit Trencher 3000 and cleaned up the yard.... then he slayed some bitches.
by Bombs-away April 23, 2021
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i love you 3000

if someone tells u that, it means that he TRULY loves u. And that he's a marvel fan
-he sent me : "i love you 3000 <3"
- OMG U LUCKY BITCH
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Guak Guak 3000

I gave him the Guak Guak 3000 last night!
by 8Peanut7 December 6, 2022
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Triple Jiggle Woppa Woppa blaster 3000

When a girl vigorously shakes her breasts at least 3 times after a tit fuck and your cum starts shooting around the room.
Oh man, she gave me a triple jiggle woppa woppa blaster 3000 because I finished early. Now I have to shower
by Brief Velkoz May 17, 2019
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Gawk Gawk 3000

There are two definitions of Gawk Gawk 3000.

when a women shoves a phallus down her throat, and then continues to massage the phallus inside the throat, down her neck, and back up to her mouth. Gag reflexes are discouraged but no man in history has complained. It is similar to a blowjob. But the Gawk Gawk 3000 differs due to the sound the woman makes. It sounds like, “Gawk…Gawk” The reason is substantially based on the female specimen choking herself with a phallus to give pleasure. Her lack of sufficient oxygen followed with a penis continually moving in and out of her throat blocks her airwaves and therefore disrupts her breathing pattern. Which is primarily the reason the sound occurs even with women who do not have gag reflexes.
#2 The Gawk Gawk 3000 is no girlfriend,
but she’ll leave you alone, be satisfied, and will be loyal to you.
Men spend 23 hours a day, that’s 95% of their lifetime, building a better life for not only themselves
but their now or future queen. Gawk 3000, allow for partners' necks and throasts fast recovery.
Without compromising your partner's needs!!
In no time, your man or yourself can be relaxed, tranquilized, and satisfied faster and cleaner than ever.
This isn't a replacement for a woman, of course. Women will always be better than this.
But until the right woman comes, the right man should come first.
1) Bruh, we were the only ones in the movie theater so she unzipped my pants and gave me that gawk gawk 3000.

2) I just bought the gawk 3000 2.0! The 2.0 is the clear one. They perfected it. Feels way better than the original gawk gawk 3000.
by mugcartel December 25, 2022
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