1 definition by mugcartel
There are two definitions of Gawk Gawk 3000.
when a women shoves a phallus down her throat, and then continues to massage the phallus inside the throat, down her neck, and back up to her mouth. Gag reflexes are discouraged but no man in history has complained. It is similar to a blowjob. But the Gawk Gawk 3000 differs due to the sound the woman makes. It sounds like, “Gawk…Gawk” The reason is substantially based on the female specimen choking herself with a phallus to give pleasure. Her lack of sufficient oxygen followed with a penis continually moving in and out of her throat blocks her airwaves and therefore disrupts her breathing pattern. Which is primarily the reason the sound occurs even with women who do not have gag reflexes.
#2 The Gawk Gawk 3000 is no girlfriend,
but she’ll leave you alone, be satisfied, and will be loyal to you.
Men spend 23 hours a day, that’s 95% of their lifetime, building a better life for not only themselves
but their now or future queen. Gawk 3000, allow for partners' necks and throasts fast recovery.
Without compromising your partner's needs!!
In no time, your man or yourself can be relaxed, tranquilized, and satisfied faster and cleaner than ever.
This isn't a replacement for a woman, of course. Women will always be better than this.
But until the right woman comes, the right man should come first.
when a women shoves a phallus down her throat, and then continues to massage the phallus inside the throat, down her neck, and back up to her mouth. Gag reflexes are discouraged but no man in history has complained. It is similar to a blowjob. But the Gawk Gawk 3000 differs due to the sound the woman makes. It sounds like, “Gawk…Gawk” The reason is substantially based on the female specimen choking herself with a phallus to give pleasure. Her lack of sufficient oxygen followed with a penis continually moving in and out of her throat blocks her airwaves and therefore disrupts her breathing pattern. Which is primarily the reason the sound occurs even with women who do not have gag reflexes.
#2 The Gawk Gawk 3000 is no girlfriend,
but she’ll leave you alone, be satisfied, and will be loyal to you.
Men spend 23 hours a day, that’s 95% of their lifetime, building a better life for not only themselves
but their now or future queen. Gawk 3000, allow for partners' necks and throasts fast recovery.
Without compromising your partner's needs!!
In no time, your man or yourself can be relaxed, tranquilized, and satisfied faster and cleaner than ever.
This isn't a replacement for a woman, of course. Women will always be better than this.
But until the right woman comes, the right man should come first.
1) Bruh, we were the only ones in the movie theater so she unzipped my pants and gave me that gawk gawk 3000.
2) I just bought the gawk 3000 2.0! The 2.0 is the clear one. They perfected it. Feels way better than the original gawk gawk 3000.
2) I just bought the gawk 3000 2.0! The 2.0 is the clear one. They perfected it. Feels way better than the original gawk gawk 3000.
by mugcartel December 25, 2022