Nigger Net

A term used for people with dial up or other slow forms of internet.

Tom is lagging really bad therefor he has nigger net.

by Technomansir February 16, 2008

net whore

An internet sleaze-slut who says she loves you, but her many MSN Display Names prove she loves 6 other guys. 5 of them know how I feel. The 6th will soon enough. The 7th, whoever he maybe, doesn't know what is gonna smack him in the gonads.

Also see slut, whore, internet whore

Need I say more?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

net-worthless

adj. - 1) lacking a single asset, broke, -ness, the condition of being net-worthless 2) lacking the ability to build value

A recent balance and audit of the books and estate show us to be net-worthless.

by The Emperor, of course July 25, 2009

net junky

someone who has no life

MOM!!! I am NOT a net junky.

by PurpleMayoKing December 23, 2015

Net nazi

People who do things like sue normal everyday people for downloading mp3s, or spy on everything you do on the net. Basically tight-asses who think the net should be policed like the real world.

Hey, ain't nothin up with downloading warez, unless you're a net nazi.

by Rock` April 9, 2003

Net Cycle

The period of time spent lackadaisically surfing the internet while trying to put off work. Can last multiple hours, and usually consists of random youtube videos, checking facebook, and other sites you periodically visit, filled with brief periods where you seriously question your ability to concentrate on a simple assignment without wasting a whole night.

John: Dude, have you finished the questions for chapter 5 yet?

Tom: Nah man I've been in a net cycle all night, its like I have ADD.

by the1truthteller February 18, 2010

cargo net

the pubic hair surrounding the 'bung hole' or anus. commonly used to catch accidential 'cargo' in a net like fation. thre is a diffrence between a dingleberry and 'cargo' in that a dingle berry can break loose at any given movement and a peice of 'cargo' is firmly supported.

i frequently use my brothers toothbrush to free any unwanted 'stragglers'

by shoot UPS trucks May 17, 2004