A guy who wears fedoras, talks to doors at 5:45 a.m, pronounces "milk" wrong, would marry and have several kids with Cake (if it were possible), and dresses to the left.
The only person in the whole world who could get away with saying: "I don't like how this bee thinks he knows whats up"
The only person in the whole world who could get away with saying: "I don't like how this bee thinks he knows whats up"
by RandyThePuppy September 12, 2011

slang for a male penis.
slang for a peanut.
Name of a terrible candy.
A really goofy person, and or outcast,
or nerd
slang for a peanut.
Name of a terrible candy.
A really goofy person, and or outcast,
or nerd
At the movies I ordered a box of Goobers, and a soda,
at the snack bar.
"Oh man, I was shaving my pubes, and accidentally nicked my goober."
"Would you look at Marty acting so goofy,
He really is a big goober."
at the snack bar.
"Oh man, I was shaving my pubes, and accidentally nicked my goober."
"Would you look at Marty acting so goofy,
He really is a big goober."
by HotFoot July 27, 2009

by Val November 2, 2004

by Missy June 13, 2004

1. A chocolate-covered peanut, often served in conjunction with raisinettes.
2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.
3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.
2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.
3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.
Pass me some goobers!
Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!
My friend Eric is a total goober!
Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!
My friend Eric is a total goober!
by Malcolm X-crement January 2, 2004

by Elisha_demonti August 4, 2007

Foolish person looked down upon by others, eejit and general gobshite. aka goobertron from goobertown.
by absoledgebag November 23, 2011
