Tax break wife

A woman you marry to get the benefits of marriage from the tax code system.

They were thinking about breaking up when we got together, but since she’s a tax break wife, it just wasn’t economical.

by Johnny D September 22, 2021

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

a song by The Gregory Brothers and Antoine Dodson, featuring Kelly Dodson.1 The song, created for Auto-Tune the News, features processed vocals of a WAFF-48 news interview with Antoine Dodson, who was talking to a reporter about a home invasion and attempted rape of his sister Kelly

He's climbin' in your windows,
he's snatchin' your people up,
tryna' rape 'em so y'all need to
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife,
and hide your husband

by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

souyas.real_.wifee

souyas.real_.wifee is someone who is Souya Kawatas' wife as their username says. They are the TRUE and ONLY wife to Souya and anyone that says otherwise is LYING 🤥.

"Wow, is that souyas.real_.wifee walking with the REAL Souya Kawata? THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER!"

by pink.nintendo.ds December 27, 2021

Berry Wife

A woman who will pick berries with you and make Berry pies

Tommy really wants a berry wife and get berry pegged

by Future Sloth March 8, 2022

Walkaway Wife Syndrome

When a female thinks she deserves more, but her man disagrees, so she destroys her family to go fuck random dudes. It's a part of feminism.

"I performed my husbandly duties, even though she'd scream at me after work and was obese, but then she called me an abuser right when she got her inheritance, and she suddenly left me alone with all the bills. People on reddit call it walkaway wife syndrome and say it's my fault."

by Phunnnn March 13, 2025

Kyle's wife

The typical house wife. Sits legs folded, arms folded and her hair in rollers. Usually drives a BMW and goes to the shops in her leopard print pyjamas.

Ahhh look Eddie. That girl is wearing her jammies whilst buying groceries.
Yea mate, typical Kyle's wife!!

by Timmers9743 July 10, 2025

National Pregnant Wife Day

A day dedicated to the woman who puts up with all her husband's shenanigans. A woman who, although tired as fuck, still cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids and her crazy husband. A day to shower her with love and take her to the movies to see "The Unbreakable Boy"

"Hey man let's go hang out!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"

by Vedn March 28, 2025