die a virgin

An American's greatest fear (other than vegetables).

"The world is coming to an end!"

"Well then get over here and have sex with me so I won't die a virgin!"

by Brandy BandShoe October 25, 2008

PC virgin

Someone who plays on PC and can't go on 5 minutes on how PC is better than consoles. They brag everytime when they hear someone doesn't play on PC online. Most of the time they only have a shitty laptop.

(Most of the time they are only doing this for attention and because they are very insecure and have no friends)

PLEASE NOTE: A normal PC gamer is someone who prefers PC more than console but doesn't care on what platform you play on.

You can avoid being a PC virgin by not bragging about the superiority of PC to a every one every 5 minutes.

PC virgin:*Sees someone playing consoles*
PC virgin: O my Goooooooood PC is so much better arise to the top and join the PC masterrace dear console peasants.

Console gamer: Nahhh sorry we prefer consoles but PC is cool too. I don't really wanna debate though.
PC Virgin; T R I G E R R E D

by Badboy17 XxX June 14, 2017

Clintonian Virgin

A man or woman who claims to be a virgin, on the grounds that they've never engaged in vaginal intercourse. This is in spite of having had a great number of what Kenneth Starr would consider "sexual partners".

As opposed to technical virgin, which carries no overt implication of promiscuity, association with Bill Clinton's reputedly expansive sexual conquests makes the Clintonian Virgin something of a slut or man-whore.

Chris: Hey, did you know that chick's never had sex before?

Kevin: Yeah, but she's been around. And around. And around.

Chris: Ah - a true Clintonian Virgin.

by Cosmo March 23, 2007

Turbo Virgin

A person that actively repels members of the opposite/same sex. Turbo virgins are not limited to sex or sexuality. A turbo virgin is essentially being the supreme incel.

“Johnny is such a turbo virgin. He gave this girl a free ride to the beach, and didn’t even get no wet wet”

“Wow Johnny really is a turbo virgin”

by Fat Nephew September 7, 2021

Legit Virgin

Something that is literally unheard of. It is a person who has never had sexual intercourse and has never masturbated. Physically impossibe for all guys above the age of 12, but may be possible for some females.

If by any chance you, the reader, are a legit virgin, and if you are by any chance over 12, you need to kill yourself, or get some pussy/dick if you're a chick. Which ever comes first.

by Xero _ Manifest December 26, 2010

Super-virgin

A girl (or guy) who has made it all the way to college level or beyond without ever having been kissed. These individuals have various reasons for their conditon: prudishness, lack of avaiability, extremely shy nature, or just plain bad luck. Are often unfairly criticized and/or ridiculed; See Captiains of the V-squad.

After an amusing night of playing "pass the playgirl", we realized that porn magazines are actually Super-virgin kryptonite when Caitlin screamed and fell off the bed upon seeing her first "full frontal".

by sushichick June 27, 2005

Expert virgin

One who has never had sexual relations with another, but watches so much porn that he/she knows everything about sex.

Girl:I had sex with Biff yesterday*blushes*
Girl2:You did? Was he completely helpless?
Girl:No he played my pussy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
Girl2:Guess he's a expert virgin huh?

by pussypunchingpenis August 5, 2008