Guy 1: "Hey so how was your date guy 2?"
Guy 2: "Pretty boring until near the end of the movie when i got a big helping of under bacon"
Guy 1: "She put out on the first date?! You lucky bastard!"
Guy 2: "Pretty boring until near the end of the movie when i got a big helping of under bacon"
Guy 1: "She put out on the first date?! You lucky bastard!"
by Tree Dolphin August 5, 2012

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge
Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.
Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.
by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024

Another name for a bottom. Applies to any bottom who is on with a man that is out of their league and he should be honored to be getting that dick.
Mean gurl 1: Hey have you seen who Michael has been hooking up with?
Gurl 2: Who knew that bitch was under privileged. That guy is way hotter than him.
Gurl 2: Who knew that bitch was under privileged. That guy is way hotter than him.
by KnowItAll1979 September 11, 2023

by Willysniffer June 14, 2022


Under-age (not underage as in too young) but state of being under as it relates to inventory. Synonyms include shortage, dearth, under stocked, insufficiency and scarcity. Antonyms include overage.
1. We won't make it through winter with the under-age of our supplies.
2. We thought we were going to have an overage, but it turns out we have a under-age, oh well.
3. You always have to be mindful of your under-age.
2. We thought we were going to have an overage, but it turns out we have a under-age, oh well.
3. You always have to be mindful of your under-age.
by I.M.the.B.A September 9, 2016

When you were still using your DS at night then your parents walked in, you would put your DS under your pillow and pretend to be asleep.
The greatest strategy for gaming all the time.
The greatest strategy for gaming all the time.
by TDRP April 16, 2025
