Timmy Turnt 

I know what you're thinking.Who the heck Is Timmy.Timmy is a slang for lit and dope.Here are a few easy ways to get Timmy turnt:
1.white claws.white claws are the easiest way to get Timmy turnt,trust me.Disclaimer: ⚠️ do not mix with cbd ⚠️

2.let the party demon out

3.let Timmy guide you

Her:Hey do you wanna go out today?
Him:Nah I'm getting Timmy turnt 7/24

Timmy Turnt by Will Uzi August 28, 2021

Alex Turner 

the hottest fucking human you will ever see in your life

Hey you know Alex Turner?
Oh yeah that really hot guy?
Yeah the lead singer of Arctic Monkeys

Alex Turner by alex turner is so hot September 28, 2021

The New Jersey Turnpike 

Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.

"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"

The New Jersey Turnpike by RoyCoup December 10, 2012

Tossy tossy turny turny 

When you wake up before your alarm goes off, somehow make your mattress protector into a big lump on one side, and you question your whole life as a result.

After my tossy tossy turny turny since 3 this morning, my brain reached 9pm and turned itself off

Tossy tossy turny turny by Florence G July 5, 2018

Turning Tricks

What a prostitute does. Having sex in exchange for drugs or money.

"I had my first hit of the drug when I was 17. A month later, I was turning tricks."

Turning Tricks by Blynd Mag April 21, 2009

Turnitin 

A commercial database that plagiarizes authors' and students' works, preventing them from being remunerated. Turnitin is expensive and its burden usually falls on students' tuition. However, it is also completely useless because it can be cheated with any file, including Word docs and Adobe PDFs. Find out how simply by googling "cheat turnitin".

«My school wastes $60,000/year on Turnitin.»
«Awesome, great school!»

Turnitin by nomeditempioenoch March 24, 2016

Turning two 

Another way of telling someone you have to take a shit.

Guy 1: "Hey what's up?"

Guy 2: "Just turning two."

Guy 1: "That's disgusting. Dont pick up when you're on the toliet."

Turning two by southp8627 July 31, 2010