You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.
best done on a carpet.
best done on a carpet.
person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day
by Big ol' Gav May 10, 2019
Get the snail racingmug. If you try to play this monstrosity of a game, the only way to keep playing is with your eyes taped open, mouth taped shut, and with a vomit bucket nearby. if you like a consistent sound of a tornado on drugs, this is for you, if not, try Beamng' or Forza 5 instead
by CARFART83 February 25, 2025
Get the Big Rigs: Over The Road Racingmug. A NASCAR team owned by Denny "Dirty Dummy" Hamlin and Michael "Air" Jordan. Bubba Wallace & Tyler Reddick are their drivers. Bubba drives the number 23. Dr. Pepper McDonald's Toyota Camry and Tyler Reddick drives the number 45 Monster energy Nike Air Toyota Camry. They are obviously the most hated team in NASCAR because of bubba Wallace and Denny Hamlin are also the most hated NASCAR drivers period.
Friend 1: 23XI Racing is Good. That 45 is on fire and the 23 is good too!!
Friend 2: I don't like 23XI Racing here or there! I don't like them anywhere! They are the most hated team in all of NASCAR history. Because they cheat, their boss cheats, and they'd wreck everybody every weekend to win a race. dirty dummy hamlin shouldn't be owning that team anyway. He should be sitting at home being an idiot!! No wonder why Michael Jordan is so miserable because he's surrounded by idiots!!!
Friend 2: I don't like 23XI Racing here or there! I don't like them anywhere! They are the most hated team in all of NASCAR history. Because they cheat, their boss cheats, and they'd wreck everybody every weekend to win a race. dirty dummy hamlin shouldn't be owning that team anyway. He should be sitting at home being an idiot!! No wonder why Michael Jordan is so miserable because he's surrounded by idiots!!!
by WxjediKing94 May 31, 2023
Get the 23XI Racingmug. A fun driving game. It involves being a short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes, 45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.
The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.
This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).
There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.
The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.
This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).
There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.
1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!
2:
Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!
2:
Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?
by danasp_42 January 9, 2021
Get the Race the tabmug. When previous generation member/s either deliberately or through inaction, deprives an upcoming generation of a family's birthright to its rightful inheritance of property and/or assets. The inheritance is the baton which had not been handed over to the next generation, in the Relay Race.
I could have owned money, property or a business but my parent/s decided. they couldn't be bothered signing some legal dcuments, and left my inheritance in limbo for someone else to grab. Man, what a Generational Relay Race Fail.
by MauCougar September 20, 2023
Get the Generational Relay Race Failmug. "Did you see that post with the asian being anti-black?"
"Don't pay any attention to race feeding, they're just looking for attention and to watch poc tear eachother down"
"Don't pay any attention to race feeding, they're just looking for attention and to watch poc tear eachother down"
by medditeraneanbaddie November 4, 2021
Get the race feedingmug. The white race.
Person 1: Has any particular race contributed more to the progress and advancement of human society?
Person 2: Duh! The master race.
Person 1: Oh yeah, White's right.
Person 2: That's mighty white of you.
Person 2: Duh! The master race.
Person 1: Oh yeah, White's right.
Person 2: That's mighty white of you.
by LeftsNotRight April 25, 2024
Get the Master Racemug.