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satan piss

The opposite of holy water. Can be used to curse all and any things, such as, but not limited to, your friends, animals, cars, houses, plants, bugs, and most especially, police. To obtain satan piss, one must be in a euphoric state that is beyond all comprehension of outsiders (unless you have achieved euphoric state with friends). Any liquid that you have with you (water, pop, beer, etc...) will have become Satan Piss. Feel free to curse all and anything around you.
After walking about 5 miles, with non-stop hilarity, pranks, and a stop at Taco Bell, these two reached a euphoric state beyond anything that any other person could comprehend.
"Satan piss on all of you!!!" said one to an anthill.
"Satan piss on you biyotch!" said the other to the one.
by *Reuben Bamer* May 21, 2008
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Saturday Night Lever

The erection which surfaces during a session on the dancefloor at the local discoteque.
It was clear for everyone at the dance-off to see that Tony Manero really had a Saturday Night Lever.
by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006
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satchum

Northeastern USA slang for "male ejaculate".
The President sprayed hot satchum on her dress.
by bluebirdmemory August 27, 2006
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satanmaria

satan's father and/or mother
Guy 1 - Yo, check out that fine ass. She's picking up Satan.
Guy 2 - Nah man...I don't think that's a chick. That's Satanmaria!
by KhaosHasArrived January 11, 2008
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satisfactelicious

Satisfying AND delicious! Inspired by a Snickers commercial.
That meal was satisfactelicious!
by PlasmaBlack March 27, 2008
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Satire Beginning

its a beautiful colorful sight in the skies or on ground level. somewhat looks like a cloud or hazy mess. they are known to be found ANYWHERE. even your backyard. approximately 36 billion are happening anywhere on the planet every second.
did you see that beautiful satire beginning last night in central africa?
by Greg Alderson June 25, 2008
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satphone

Short for 'satellite phone'; a communication device that is mightier than the more common cell phone which every 5 year old chick now has.

These phones communicate with satellites in space using an abnormally large antenna instead of those ugly towers that have sprung up everywhere in the past couple of years.

Satellite phones are typically larger and more rugged than the ordinary mobile phones that peasants use. They are also more expensive to use and are known for their poor battery life.

They don't work so well inside buildings and are therefore unpopular with urbanites who would rather settle for a piece of shit iPhone but are an essential part of daily life in the backarse of nowhere.
Some douche called my satphone to bitch at me for hitting on his girlfriend. The call cost him so much he's filing for bankrupcy now.
by Dankoozy October 22, 2008
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