A law enforcement manpower and body that ensure men become gods and gods become mere men.
The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November
If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.
Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.
The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November
If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.
Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.
Coupon: This Coupon Good For 1 FREE NUT during the month of November. *does not disqualify from #noutnovember - void when used. Exp: 11/30
No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified
BOYS RUN!!!
No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified
BOYS RUN!!!
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 4, 2018
Get the No nut Police mug.When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.
I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.
I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.
I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Squirrelin’ a Nut mug.A condition whereby excessive semen has been built up by a dude and the scrotum is aching to bust a load of nut.
Two broken wrists has left me quite but heavy.
Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.
Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Nut Heavy mug.A female who is old and wrinkly that will take up any opportunity to enjoy a fat nut to the face after a hard day of blowing truck drivers and smoking multiple packs of eagle 20s
by Slippery Sanchez June 22, 2018
Get the Nut Mutt mug.When hitting it from behind, you ejaculate into the anus the receiver lets out a fart blasting your cum back into your penis.
Shane:"Hey how did it go last night with Emma?"
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018
Get the Counter Nut mug.A single player game for a rainy day. One must nut between every commercial before the show resumes. Try to beat your own streaks.
Since I was snowed in on a Friday night I just played nut roulette all night long. 4 for 4 was my highest score.
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™
by Freejodav January 25, 2019
Get the Nut roulette mug.Chad Thundercock: "Dude, bro, last night, I let out a fuckin' Arabic Nut on this ho"
Todd: "Kill yourself."
Todd: "Kill yourself."
by Guts McFuck September 6, 2018
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