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Needle Dick

An insult that is used throughout Australian culture to insult anothers penis size.
Kevin: Nice face Needle Dick.
George: Screw You!
by Geo12 December 20, 2008
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we need to talk

When your boyfriend gets bored but decides to dump you nicely so he can still get a shag when it pleases him. Usually followed by the phrase I still want to be friends and it's not you, it's me.

What your mom says when she finds out you fucked your now ex-boyfriend.
Guy: We need to talk
Girl: *cries*
Guy: Look, it's not you, it's me, I mean I still wanna be friends... it's just not working out.
*Girl gets lots of cuddles of now ex-bf, goes home and peices together heart which is then shattered again after the discovery of his new gf*

Mom: Rebekah, we need to talk.
daughter:*panics and mutters 'oh shit, I'm gonna get a bollocking coz of that twat... and that cheap new tart of his... It hurts :'('* *faked innocence* Why?
Mom: Rebekah have you ever had sex?
Daughter then comes up with a lie which mother sees thru instantly
by Bekkalumz August 3, 2005
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Need for Sneed

The necessity of a sexual relationship with a "crispy" African American by the name of William Sneed the Third.
I Janay has the Need for Sneed!
No she likes perry!
by LeNelson October 26, 2011
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Needle Ho

Commonly referring to a ho that does heroin.
Person 1- omg i just did some heroin when i got back from my street corner.

Person 2- ew you needle ho get away from me
by embers :) February 8, 2009
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Needles

A guy who is on LSD or Heroin and usually sells bricks of marijuana in a foreign country.
Did you hear Scott was caught in Mexico with bricks? Oh, Needles is back. Just saw him in class today.
by Justlilbit July 27, 2016
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Needle felting

Needle felting is a craft you do for fun and you can make whatever you want. Needle felting is a craft where you take wool and poke it with a needle and eventually it makes a hard peace of wool that looks like whatever you want it to look like. When needle felting you have to shape it the shape you want.
Needle felting is relaxing and a fun craft that I do
by got to define all of the words February 13, 2019
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Needle

He is such a Needle
by Urban idiot June 4, 2019
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