Jared

jared is a very tall and sexy guy, he is very loving, caring, kind, and has a big dick. he’s a good guy who likes to make people laugh. he has a fat touchable ass. an amazing bf when he wants to be. sucks at Fortnite and will never be good. if your his gf keep him he’s reassuring and makes you feel loved try not to lose him. he definitely not a yn.

OMG look it’s Jared

by Johny Lawrence December 15, 2024

Jared on the Chaired

Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.

Be good! Jared on the Chaired is watching!

by notoeduw December 21, 2024

Jarding

Over-explaining and sharing obnoxious amount of information and questions during an online meeting and always deviating from the original agenda.

Oh, John was jarding so much on the stand-up. I wanted to quit.

by aaabt January 6, 2025

Jared

Jared is a weeb, who loves emo’s and e-girls. A chronic vape addict whom spends all his money on league. hetero man who makes you feel like you’re the boss

Jared likes being stepped on

by Chronicle Editor February 6, 2025

Jardlo

A word stronger than love between people named Will and Mila

Mila loved Will so much that her love could only be described as a Jardlo

by Mamamila February 14, 2025

Jared Douche-ner

Nickname for Jared Kushner, the corrupt and sniveling son-in-law of Diaper Donald.

There goes Jared Douche-ner once again selling working Americans down the river while lining his own pockets.

by LaughingAloud March 30, 2026

jared padalecki

my beautiful gorgeous delicious sweet amazing(did i mention beautiful?) wife. jared padalecki is the most gorgeous man on earth n honestly should be the president of our country. he has been gorgeous since the 1990s, his specific peak(controversially) being the 2010s. hes been in many goated movies(may i include house of wax?) including friday the 13th the 2009 remaster(where his moobs were outrageously huge), supernatural(where he had luscious hair), and gilmore girls(where he was an extremely sexy jerk). i could write an entire paragraph on this man. he is so incredibly amazingly amazing amazing amazing it never fails to fly over my head. literally the most delicious man ever. extremely bitable and uh.. may i say extremely arousing. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN EVER. if u don’t agree then you are not the brightest in the bunch.

girl: “bazinga!! jared padaleckis man boobs are huge in this movie, lawd have mercy..”

(straight) boy: “biyaaaatch.. imma straight male but giirl u right, he could tots get it.”

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random: “have u watched supernatural? season 5 sam makes me wanna combust, dear god.”

another random: “yeah, seeing him made me bust in my pants.”

by eatsjaredpadaleckischewedgum February 24, 2025