V.I.P.

Very Important Person

for special people, i.e. at the airport, the V.I.P. lounge.

"This section is reserved for V.I.P.'s only"

by kool_k9 November 22, 2006

H.I.V.I.P.

Hollywood slang for influential gay men who may (or may not) be HIV +

Hollywood-- It's a land of H.I.V.I.P.'s, porn stars in love, scheming dermatologists, cell-phone conversations that never quite connect, and dying men who wear million-dollar watches.

by Timothy D. Green May 29, 2005

iPod Envy

The feeling which explains why everyone on this site bitches about iPods and iPod users. Also a trendy way to appear untrendy.

Girl: iPods suck!
Boy: Shut the fuck up. You have iPod Envy
Girl: okay

by spacedog January 8, 2006

iPhad

The latest technology from Apple; regardless of when you read this.

I'm shaking with excitement. Did u see how thin the latest Apple iPhad is? I am so upgrading my Newton to one of those. I hope it doesn't support flash apps!

by Des Perateben April 25, 2010

iPhone envy

State of having any other phone than the iPhone.

'Sorry for not contacting you earlier but I am experiencing iPhone envy and every minute spent with my Nokia feels like being trapped in a loveless marriage.'

by minase8888 September 19, 2011

ipod

A horrible invention that lets the user run around in circles to find their mtv-endorsed favorite song of the week. High points are freezing at the best times (ie, study hall, long car rides, etc.), ugly design, and hard to use operating system.

Oh em gee, I just gawt mah IPOD and it totallli rox0rxz. Mah frendie tuld me 2 buy 1 cuz she got 1 n she luvz it! Unly pr0blem iz dat it freezzzes sumtimes, but dats okie if i can listen 2 mah favorit musixcxz! YEAH LOLZ LINDSEY ALL DA WAY

by Proud owner of a Creative Zen May 22, 2005

ipod touch

a common type of currency among delinquints, potheads, and thieves, always stolen and sold within hours

"i have 3 ipod touches, about two hundred dollars"

by theydontlikeyou April 25, 2010