five nights at freddy's fandom

A cancerous fandom that's dominated by nine-year olds who own iPhones and play Minecraft and Roblox. Joining this group of cringey normies will have death waiting on your doorstep in a matter of seconds.

After watching Markiplier play FNAF, Billy became part of the Five Nights at Freddy's fandom

by SkiShe July 26, 2017

five gum

Five gum. A piece of gum that we will never know how it feels to chew it because of memes. Nor will we ever know because we like our already favoured gum brands.

Person 1: How does it feel to chew Five Gum?
Person 2: "Generic Meme"
Person 1: But have you ever had it?
Person 2: What? No I stick to Excel.

by Rystic_s January 29, 2018

Jackson Five

In poker (namely Hold 'em poker), when your hole cards are a Jack and a 5, especially when the cards are clubs and/or spades.

Johnny's got Jackson Five, and folds quickly.

by withheld234323 January 3, 2006

nigga you got five?!

phrase used constantly (such as no homo) after comments so people will pitch in money.

Gino: Ay bruh you tryna go smoke some tree?
Rog: Nigga you got five?!

by WESTCOAST CUTTHROAT May 2, 2009

Five Nights at Freddy's

A game created by Scott Cawthon, followed by a prequel and a sequel. The game has been give much hype by the fandom, the fans calling themselves "Fanimatronics". In the game, you play as a security guard to fend off animatronics and prevent them from jumpscaring you.

Mark: Hey, have you seen the game Five Nights at Freddy's?
Felix: Yeah, it's a great game.
Mark: I have it on my computer, wanna take turns playing?
Felix: Sure!

by Minecrafter_Foxy April 22, 2015

fireman

A couple lights the females pubes on fire, and then in a combined effort, they have to fuck hard enough to put out the flames. Time is of the essence as burning of both parties is a risk. Redefining fire crotch

When a pyro decides that he needs more fun in his love life. After the orgasm, and you need a second adrenalin rush, where else is there to turn? He then performs the fireman to give him the extra burst to truly satisfy.

by ze fireman July 18, 2009

five finger death punch

Fingering a girl with all five fingers until she bleeds

I gave her the five finger death punch. And she liked it.

by jesus lee christ September 3, 2013