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fanny badger

A dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden
"Look, John! It's that dirty old fanny badger again!"
by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012
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fanny flicker

ur a fool.
by fannyflciker October 1, 2023
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Fanny front

1. Synonymous with love life.
2. The ventral opening of a lady.
3. A terrible attempt at smack talk/tough guy attitude.
1. Josh - 'Dude, how is the fanny front?'

Todd - 'Josh man, it's awesome! I have 7 girls going at

the same time! My balls look vacuum packed

they are so empty!'

2. Josh - 'Todd man, her fanny front must look like a

wizard's sleeve!'

3. Josh - 'Todd, shut yo damn mouth bitch!'

Todd - 'Dude, lose the fanny front'
by Superman's Dog June 1, 2009
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Fanny flutters

Fanny Flutters

The uncontrollable muscular contractions and spasms that woman get in the vagina after having rigorous sex the night before.

And on recollecting the evening involuntarily contract.
I was getting fanny flutters day, thinking about what you did to me last night.
by Lisyloopoo April 11, 2022
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Fanny

the most beautiful person you have ever meet , if you have a fanny in your life go and fucking thank her and maybe make her your girlfriend
" Please make me mine my glorious Fanny "
by vantacodm November 23, 2021
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fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.
So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.
by bitchuck August 31, 2024
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Fanny

A women that is over the age of 75 and goes by Grandma (insert name) that has a pancake of an ass.
Grandma Cathy really got a fanny.
by Emo Girl Denice March 6, 2022
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