dirt clam 

When a glob of ejaculate lands on bare earth, and, it takes on the shape and jiggly opacity of clam meat or other general edible mollusks.

'Hey Bro-ham, let's go shoot some dirt clams!'

'Let's do this!

'*splurch*'
'*shplerch*'
'Mine went 2" farther than yours. You owe me a drink dude. '

dirt clam by Analinguist November 7, 2015

Slam Boat Clam Jam 

Slutty Lesbian Orgy On a boat.

Girl 1:Hey girls wanna go to the Slam Boat Clam Jam.

Girls:SURE!!!!

Slam Boat Clam Jam by undefinedwerd October 13, 2012

Rhode Island Clam Stand

The precarious act of performing cunnilingus whilst adopting the handstand position. Believed to have been invented in the Greater Providence area some time in early 2000's by an individual known only as 'Little Danny'.

Never do the Rhode Island Clam Stand.

Rhode Island Clam Stand by UranicPizza751 July 7, 2014

voo doo clam 

Bomb ass pussy. When they keep coming back to you no matter what because your pussy is so fire they can’t stay away.

that bitch is crazy but she got that voo doo clam

voo doo clam by Lanabana1 April 24, 2019

king clam 

Otherwise known as an extremely large pussy. Most king clams can be found clam baking or clam diving at Pismo Beach. They almost always come with meat curtains/mud flaps.

Caution: King clams retain a massive amount of fluids and can easily drown you.

I jammed my tube steak in the king clam and it pretty much felt like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

king clam by tweeee January 20, 2011

Tighter than a clam with lockjaw 

firmly fixed in place

This motor is locked up tighter than a clam with lockjaw

Tighter than a clam with lockjaw by Gimpler June 1, 2010

bearded clam 

Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

No, bearded clam is not on the menu.

bearded clam by T. J. October 30, 2003