tweeee's definitions

king clam

Otherwise known as an extremely large pussy. Most king clams can be found clam baking or clam diving at Pismo Beach. They almost always come with meat curtains/mud flaps.

Caution: King clams retain a massive amount of fluids and can easily drown you.

I jammed my tube steak in the king clam and it pretty much felt like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by tweeee January 20, 2011