Otherwise known as an extremely large pussy. Most king clams can be found clam baking or clam diving at Pismo Beach. They almost always come with meat curtains/mud flaps.
Caution: King clams retain a massive amount of fluids and can easily drown you.
Caution: King clams retain a massive amount of fluids and can easily drown you.
I jammed my tube steak in the king clam and it pretty much felt like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
by tweeee January 19, 2011
when you’re getting a blumpkin and a third party pukes on the dick and the other party sucks the puke off
“Yo man, the first time I got a King’s Clam Chowder was in the Whole Foods bathroom. They had to get maintenance to clean up the cum-puke-shit stains.”
by 2whistles December 8, 2022