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Group Chat Theory 

Group Chat Theory is the unofficial theory that all big non-work group chats follow a set structure:

1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good

2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it

3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.

4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:

- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.

5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
“Bro that group chat fell off, everybody’s just being a dickhead on there, we should create a new one”

“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”

“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
Group Chat Theory by Teamorson November 5, 2024
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AI Chat Bots 

Defeated doctors are diagnosis... Excellent job me.
Hym "What a genius! The me who invented those AI chat bots who can perceive is a genius. Great job me."
AI Chat Bots by Hym Iam November 21, 2024

Vr Chat Syndrome 

A phenomenon in which individuals who become emotionally and socially invested in VRChat experience a decline in interest and engagement with their previous hobbies, activities, and responsibilities. While they may not abandon these pursuits entirely, their commitment to them diminishes in favor of spending more time in VRChat.

Common behaviors associated with VRChat Syndrome include:

Prioritizing VRChat over other hobbies, jobs, and responsibilities.

Sacrificing time and productivity to stay online.

Procrastinating on important tasks to continue socializing in the game.
Vrc User: I just made so many new friends and spent over 9 hours in VR chat

Non-Vrc User: sounds like fun but what about other things? You know you're writing? Play any good games? Watch any good TV shows? I heard that you were trying to develop a game

Vrc User: Ehhhh I'll get to all of those at a later date....For now let's keep talking about VRC
Non-Vrc Chat: This is a very concerning case of VR Chat Syndrome
Vrc User: *realizes that he might have a problem*

Ryanair Chat 

Where the Roblox Ryanair chat goes wild and begs people for toilet and say questionable things.

Scat Chat 

A text thread devoted to all things scat related
Mike was on the scat chat talking about his fecal fettish
Scat Chat by Badger girl 317 June 28, 2025

new chat 

Guys, guys, new chat. Did you guys see the new Superman movie?
new chat by QLE July 26, 2025