blimples

What you get when you're blushing at the same time your dimples are showing.

Karen is so bashful that every time she's amused or embarrassed, her blimples cone out and give her away.

by Theonetheylovetohate January 16, 2015

Blumber

Men who like too have sex with constipated people pushing the poo further up into them.

That guy over there, he's a blumber.

by Keekee'ta'sheekee May 10, 2018

Blampkin

When you get a blumpkin in the hamptons

Yo Kyle I got the craziest blampkin the other day at kates house in east hampton

by Renoldsmith November 7, 2021

Blumpkin Flynt

The act of receiving oral while taking a dump, while also giving oral to somebody else who is defecating.

In a sentence: A blumpkin is nasty but only a freak would be a blumpkin flynt.

by sartori April 1, 2004

Blum

A nickname for a bad-ass person who works on classic cars & motorcycles. (also rad upholstery for any vehicle) It's quite possible for a Blum to show up on TV, Velocity Channel.

"Aw, did you see that new bike Blum built?"

"yeah, fucking dope cafe-racer style."

by donttellmehow February 26, 2013

based and bluepilled

something based and something that a majority wants to ignore and forget

"That meme is bad."
"Based and bluepilled meme."

by Not AstroSoup_ February 8, 2021

Smashing Blumpkin

After receiving a Blumpkin (fellatio while defecating on the toilet), proceeding to place the lucky lady's head on the seat and smashing the lid on her.

I had the worst blumpkin ever. She didn't even swallow the goop. I had to make it a smashing blumpkin to remind her to take her protein next time.

by Tim Branberries January 31, 2008