dick batter

Precum sauce being fiercely splashed on a girl's pussy.

"My boyfriend pulled his dick out of my pussy and started hitting it, I recieved dick batter all over my face

by John Bumm July 9, 2015

Waffle Batter

During oral inter coarse, when a male ejaculates into a females mouth then she throws up and spits it out then sucks it up and swishes it around in her mouth then swallows it. The fluid created is waffle batter.

My girlfriend made that waffle batter last night. It was pretty nasty but she kept sucking it back up!

by Big baller 2000 January 18, 2016

banter bomb

Noun. An piece of high quality weapons-grade explosive bant that one drops on or plants in a conversation.

Some chob was talking to that teen. I swooped in and dropped three banter bombs ...

by Saunceston August 1, 2011

Banter king

The king of banter. The guy with the ultimate banter.

When jake cock blocks tommy all night long and he has to resort to prostitutes as the result. Jake is the banter king that night

by Bantersquad2015cupwinners September 15, 2015

Wiffy Banter

When someone pulls their trousers down

Jack Saunders was caught with his trousers at his ankles. It was proper Wiffy Banter

by Hat Seller May 5, 2018

Batter Up

The act of pulling your penis out of your partner's mouth while they're giving you a blowjob - just before climax, sticking it in their ear and shouting "Batter UP!"

"I stuck it in her ear and it was a home-run."

by Diddle January 21, 2004

Porcupine Batter

When a man's come flows down to or is rubbed into his coarse pubic hair and is licked up by his partner(s).

"I heard that girl totally licked up someone's porcupine batter."

by Fizzy Douche November 29, 2011