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Spear Wife

A woman who can easily beat men in combat sports, or a woman who easily embarrasses men in contact sports.
1. A woman who makes varsity on a male wrestling team is Spear Wife.

2. A woman trained in jujitsu who easily embarrasses + dominates larger male opponents is a Spear Wife.
by IronMikey August 12, 2025
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wife driver

A women you see that is always driver her husband or significant other around, and eludes to her wearing the pants in the relationship.
I saw Jan from the PTA. She’s a total wife driver, I’m pretty sure she makes her husband sit to pee.
by Chrorgstar December 30, 2021
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Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.
-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!
by T D1ddy March 15, 2011
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National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!
by Jason.. May 9, 2022
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fridge-wife

A person consistently going to the fridge due to hunger.
Tommy goes to the kitchen so much he's a fridge-wife.
by BlindA. May 17, 2017
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Male wife

unlike female husband which was a term for women who acted as men to marry other women.. Male wife doesn't really "Exist"

a Male wife just means a man whose in a relationship with a (as how our generation would say) "a girl boss" as the man takes on a more "Submissve" role, it stupid and retarded rather than the perfectly rich with historical events that is female husband which is suppose to tell us how lesbian (or trans men) found ways to loop hole into marrying the person they love, "Male wife" is just a bad label to describe men who are "Submissve" and "obedient" to a big dommy mommy, it pure bullshit
by Zalo_r November 5, 2025
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My wife

My wife the most amazing women the most beautiful and most wonderful and pure woman she is one of a kind and there is nothing like this woman shes out of this world and i love my wife to the day i die and after shes the most amazing woman and prettiest most gorgeous and amazing woman i love her
My wife is an angel my wife is so beautiful my wife is home my wife is amazing my wife is gorgeous
by Meisyou1244 November 20, 2023
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