Taco Wagon

A landscaping truck usually filled with about 15 or 16 spics. They always look and/or laugh at you if you are doing your own yard work.

Yo did you see that taco wagon get pulled over?

Yea, then INS came...hahaha!

by Grifhull May 4, 2009

wagon wheel

The act of drilling holes in a pumpkin around its circumference (at least five holes) and getting a group of guys to fornicate in the holes (thus, the penises being the spokes of the wagon wheel). Extra points are awarded for completing said activity while rolling down a hill.

Fellow A: "Man, Halloween was FUN last night."

Fellow B: "Yeah, especially when we stole the jack o' lantern and ran a wagon wheel on it."

Fellow A: "Don't tell my girlfriend. Please."

by B-Rice and C-Monstah November 20, 2007

bruce wayne

A man at home who has rafters or something he can hang upside down from masturbates on himself.

I was home after my date canceled so I ended up "doing the Bruce Wayne"

by Evolewshun October 21, 2007

paddy wagon

The van driven by the police, to pick up unruly teens out getting drunk in public places, after the town curfew, used to bring the teens to the police station, usually for the night.

"Shit man! The Paddy wagon! Ditch the bottles and run!"

by Ima D. Runk April 19, 2005

Wayang Math

When someone shows off the success of their exam-smart or pseudo-talented kids or tutees in school or olympiad math, by posting photos of their grades, awards, medals, or certificates on social media, dreaming for a googol likes in return—wayang is a Malay word that mockingly describes someone as being “fake” in the sense that they are putting up an act in front of others.

Guesstimate how many wayang math postings appear on Facebook and Instagram every year by oft-kiasu or egocentric parents to hint to their social circles of their “supernatural” parenting or tutoring skills.

by MathPlus November 13, 2021

Wayne Gretzky

A girl that can objectively be said to have a 9 face and a 9 body (scale rating from 0 to 10 with 10 being perfect).

Wayne Gretzky wore the number 99 in the NHL and is undoubtedly the best player of all time. The system expands as a quick way to rate a "player" and spread the word quickly and discreetly among hockey fans simply by naming players. Sidney Crosby = 87 : Mario Lemieux = 66 : Ray Bourque = 77 : Mikhail Grabovsky = 84 and so on...

Scarlett Johansson is a Wayne Gretzky.

by JooBuoy September 14, 2011

John Wayne-d

When someone, usually a guy sticks his finger in someone else's asshole.

"Dude, that dude just poked his finger in that chick's ass on the pooltable!"

"Ha! Bitch got John Wayne-d!"

by CBizzow January 17, 2008