waffle

(verb) to fool around

Jack: "Did you hear Brian say he's getting a promotion?"
John: "Lad that was just a waffle"

by acriddragoon April 8, 2022

Wafflecrumbs

A very tall man with absolutely no life.
The chance of him being gay is around 100%

Stop being wafflecrumbs!

by Wafflecrumbhavers April 27, 2022

Waffle House States

States mostly in the southeastern region of the United States. These states can be characterized by warm weather, cheap houses, and ass-backwards social policies. These states are also home to the majority of the country's Waffle House restaurants.

My friend just went down to a summer camp somewhere in the Waffle House States.

by Entitled_Karennn July 1, 2022

Waffle Merchant

A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.

Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?

A proper waffle merchant !!

by OnDaSauce January 30, 2023

Waffle

Sevendust’s most mainstream song

Waffle is sevendust heaviest song

by Nascarfan2007 October 23, 2022

Waffle turned spoon

Someone who changes opinion quickly, someone often looked down upon for not having any moral basis of opinion

Man that guy is such a waffle turned spoon

by Obviously correct April 12, 2023

Wafflenomics

Wafflenomics is the study of supreme waffling, usually employed in tense situations.

"How do you plan on presenting this investment opportunity? " "I'm going to use my wafflenomics degree to sell them of the idea they wont be able to not listen"

by Mr Scary's Creepiest Ghoul November 5, 2023