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Definitions by OnDaSauce

Waffle Merchant

A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.
Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?

A proper waffle merchant !!
Waffle Merchant by OnDaSauce January 30, 2023

Killa Toges 

A person who doesn’t like to go to school much and is a lazy bastard. Picks his hole all day and is lies about everything in life.

A proper waffle merchant.
That guy lied to me yesterday!? What a waffle merchant. A proper Killa Toges
Killa Toges by OnDaSauce May 16, 2022