by N4me404 April 28, 2021
Get the Walk Simmug. when a person, or persons, sleep walks over to their computer and types random, sometimes and usually awkward, statuses and messages and goes back to bed, process is normally repeated many times in one night and walker or walkers have no recollection of the experience
1. Karen face-walked so often that her friends thought she was weirder than first thought.
2. guy 1: Dude, I face-walked last night and now my girlfriend won't talk to me!
guy 2: I wonder what you typed!
2. guy 1: Dude, I face-walked last night and now my girlfriend won't talk to me!
guy 2: I wonder what you typed!
by mynameisjonas365 October 16, 2009
Get the face-walkmug. Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.
"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."
"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
by edw007 May 19, 2021
Get the walking blowjobmug. The cause and purpose of taking a WiFi-Walk is to obtain a better WiFi connection. A place equipped with wifi does have weak spots. From time to time one must take a WiFi-walk in order to send a picture, video or message via WiFi or to simply look something up on safari.
Mom: What are you doing walkin thru the house like a lunatic?!
Me: I'm taking a WiFi-walk. I need to send Troy this video.
Me: I'm taking a WiFi-walk. I need to send Troy this video.
by Ega September 27, 2014
Get the WiFi-walkmug. a walk usually between 20-45 minutes where one casually blinks their cart/pen multiple times throughout the duration.
by indicawrld November 15, 2022
Get the Blinker walkmug. To walk quickly without running to make it to a club or any designated area without ruining your clothes, hair, or style.
Guy: What took you so long to get to class?
Other guy: I was talking to my girlfriend and i realized i would be late so i did the guido walk.
Other guy: I was talking to my girlfriend and i realized i would be late so i did the guido walk.
by Jteson14 March 7, 2011
Get the Guido Walkmug. A walking slay is a person who looks very fruity, but also has a bit of swag, but is incapable of pulling bitches.
by Omega papi September 17, 2022
Get the walking slaymug.