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I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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testify under oath

Where you **swear** to tell the truth.
Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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.9.Blind Individuals Are Always Serious When Adjusting Their Own Underwear When Stressed As Well As Being Under Duress.9.
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Cookies Under The Table

When you’re fingering someone while they’re in their hands and knees
Hey, get on the bed so we can get some cookies under the table
by ToastedSweeney September 20, 2022
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over/under

(phrase): a way to humble someone by asking if they surpass a specific, often low, threshold
“over/under 0.5 D1 offers?”
by lexiconartist0 February 28, 2025
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That Up in under under

You still with that girl??
Yea man that up in under under is the best ever I’ll never leave her!!!
That what???

You know vagina!!!
by Stick1 January 5, 2024
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man under the sea

A man who likes his pussy extremely wet and suckable.
by kilik21 March 13, 2015
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