jesus in a toaster

A problem that results directly from masturbation.

"Oh no im jesus in a toaster now!"

"Ahhh Harry you carry on like that your gunna' end up a jesus in a toaster"

Can be abreviated: "Priyanka's in a toaster now"

by Jill Cancer December 3, 2006

irish toaster strudel

when a boyfriend has his girlfriend have her period in a cup then using a needle sucks the blood out and injects in into a warmly baked toaster strudel and then jizzing on it to make it look like toaster strudel icing then giving in to a friend or enemy or any body who has fucked him over

dude i gave him a irish toaster strudel for breakfast. silly bastard didnt know what it was until he finished

by dreadrasta November 25, 2010

toaster

I girl that sleeps with 3 brothers in the same fraternity. (Two bread slots and the cord)

That slut is a toaster!

by brizzyb November 10, 2010

toastered

When a performer on stage is propelled up onto the stage from underneath by a hydraulic platform. See at 37 seconds in the following movie trailer:
wwwdotmichaeljacksondotcom/us/michael-jackson039s-it-movie-trailer-video

With skill and balance, performers learned how to get toastered onto the stage.

by epi.tom.e August 20, 2011

Twasturbate

This is the act of masturbating in the toilet.

Yo dude, I just went for a Twasturbate

by BoatsyB January 22, 2013

Michigan tongue twister

The act of wrapping your tongue (women) around the shaft of the penis. Then, the man must proceed (with the tongue still wrapped) to crawl under the woman and licking the clitoris.

"Dude! I gave your sister so much of a Michigan tongue twister, she can't even talk today!"

by Real And True Definitions January 9, 2015

go commit toaster bath

a dead meme that 4 year olds use and its pretty homosexual.

go commit toaster bath bitch

by killern838 October 29, 2018