turd cutter 

the hole where the poop leaves your body.

We fist fuck bitches up their turd cutters

turd cutter by J man February 26, 2003

turd taco 

A Toyota Tacoma with the TRD (toyota racing develpoment) package.

I can believe he wasted his money on a Turd Taco, the Frontier is a cheaper and more capable truck.

turd taco by Grateful Ken January 3, 2008

Turd pie monkey 

a person who acts like they are slick but they are retarted as fuck and they are really gay

Steven is a Turd Pie Monkey

Turd pie monkey by Birdkilla05 October 8, 2003

turd cannon 

Zach fecal deposits post burrito consumption.

Zach ate a burrito last night and TOTALY became a turd cannon

turd cannon by Notzach June 20, 2006

Turd Fergason 

Anal sex in which the receiver defacates during penetration, on purpose or not. The Turd Fergason may very well be unplanned.

Shirley turned our anal sex into a Turd Fergason, so I put it in her mouth and made her eat it.

Turd Fergason by Zich Baltman April 18, 2005

turd burglar

Turd Burgler is an individual that repeatedly steals peoples tireds with his PENIS.

OI stupid, horrible head, stop stealing his turd, you turd burgler!!!1

turd burglar by Jeremy December 5, 2002

turd burglar

of one who burgles others waste out of toilets...aka steals poop and deposits it inside his wastecarrier diguised a camera. Another word for loser.

shut up you turd burglar

turd burglar by bob scratchitt April 26, 2006