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Master Race

People that masturbate to a computer they dont have or need
Master Race Member: Wow! look at this GPU and use of space, Ohhh! Im gonna cum!
by GotPawnedMaBoi October 23, 2018
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Boat Race

When two groups of people team up to Double Dutch Rudder and the first team to cum wins the race.
Me and my boy will beat you any day in a Boat Race.
by GregmoDaEskimo October 29, 2018
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Race Day Multi

When you and your mates are at the races and your board shitless so you decided to see who can cum the quickest.
The next race isn't for 30mins wanna have a Race Day Multi
by The Gang Beast November 2, 2018
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RACE

A kid who loves basketball and who is a very nice kind person that will be on your side unless you fuc up and that will not switch on you like a back stabber and who will always love you
Race ,"where are you going

Friend, "your moms house

Race,"fuc up
by The rCe November 4, 2018
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whiz-race

The impromptu "time-contest" that you are forced to wage with an approaching vehicle when you step off da sidewalk to pee and there is little concealing "cover"; you therefore have to actively "hurry your bladder" in a desperate effort to "drain yer radiator" quickly enough to "beat da clock" --- i.e., to finish "whizzing" and get your pants zipped back up before the "whizzing" car gets close enough for its occupants to catch sight of you wif yer tallywacker out.
I try to always choose a thickly-vegetated spot in which to take a leak when I'm out walking along country lanes, but occasionally there is such a lengthy stretch of sparse bush-growth that I am unable to "hold it" long enough to eventually reach denser roadside-foliage; I therefore have to "hold a whiz-race" if I hear one or more vehicles approaching in the distance.
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
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Race

He’s a fat lazy cunt who blames others for his shit, he should grow up and take a trip to the gym because he’s an obese cunt. He tries to act cool and should be trusted

If you know a race it’s good that you disown him
Race is a big lazy bastard
by Peachy tits December 27, 2018
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5 mile drag race

When a semi truck passes another, barely moving faster than the one being passed.
Sorry I'm going to be late, I'm stuck behind a 5 mile drag race.
by Lesking72 August 7, 2018
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