tennessee torpedo

When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.

Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!

by Sir Hampton of Darby June 13, 2006

Tenderoni

A hockey player (goalie, goal tender) who’s job is to prevent the opposing team from scoring, but because of his sweet and thoughtful style (and nice bum) gets to score himself.

On or off the ice, his lady lived to see her tenderoni.

by SFL7451 October 26, 2018

Tennesse Tight Rope

When you tie a string to the end of your erect penis and have a woman walk across it.

I had to call the ambulence because my girlfriend and I tried to Tennesse Tight Rope

by Meatsickle Man June 28, 2010

Tennessee

A word often followed with a smaller number than the one after the word "Florida".

Florida 30 - Tennessee 13
Florida 27 - Tennessee 23
Florida 23 - Tennessee 21
Florida 33 - Tennessee 20
Florida 35 - Tennessee 29
Florida 62 - Tennessee 37
Florida 31 - Tennessee 0
Florida 41 - Tennessee 34

by Hic October 7, 2004

teener

An 18 pack of beer usually sold in gas stations or grocery stores.

Dude, the gas station is selling teeners of Keystone for 11 bucks.

by Shaggy66 June 21, 2006

The Tanner

Someone who rapes children.

Man i totally pulled "the tanner" on this 3 year old last night!

by Rape Bird The Great February 5, 2018

Tanner

Someone that's just fucked up because he's appearently pornogriphing gay and has been in a middle school for at least 22 years. He is also known as a faggot, considering he is in the wanted fag list of all time but no one has caught him. So beware of your environment if you see him around. Plus, he is 98.9814567% friends with another faggot known as Emerson, Collin, & Kelvin. We don't know how this works for being friends with these 3 people's name, but let's just say it's called "Fag Majic" Our studies have shown that these 3 peoples last name is possible to be yang, coop, Myers, king, bailey, neang, and blanket. So basically, all tanner really is some faggot.

Hey is that tanner? Naw, that's the fag...

by Tannera March 23, 2017