One of Nature's mediocrities who, upon graduation with a snooze-easy degree, is granted dictatorial powers over kids who have, by law, been denied any right of self-defense. So remember, always refer to your children's teachers as "professional educators," not "conceited child-minders" - OR ELSE!!!
by Special Ed. February 6, 2008
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by sagiri izumi May 20, 2020
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All teachers think that they can control a class(which is 98% untrue).
Teachers usaly bore you to death by explaning to much.
Other teachers drive you crazy by making you write to much.
Some teachers that don't know the meaning of rest give you homework everyday.
Some stutter all the time.
Others like to shout and chuck tamtrums like 3 year olds when ever you make a mastake.
Others also always give too many dettention slips so they don't look vunreble when the class mucks up.
All teachers think that they can control a class(which is 98% untrue).
Teachers usaly bore you to death by explaning to much.
Other teachers drive you crazy by making you write to much.
Some teachers that don't know the meaning of rest give you homework everyday.
Some stutter all the time.
Others like to shout and chuck tamtrums like 3 year olds when ever you make a mastake.
Others also always give too many dettention slips so they don't look vunreble when the class mucks up.
Teacher: Today your we are going to write a 5 page report.
student: Oh thats boring.(class mucks up.
teather:SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT BLA BLA BLA
Teacher: I'm giving you all a detention.ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR.
student: Oh thats boring.(class mucks up.
teather:SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT BLA BLA BLA
Teacher: I'm giving you all a detention.ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR.
by theyuongteen January 29, 2005
Get the teachers mug.The combination of a Hitman, Assassin and Ninja. With all good qualities and no bad qualities. Through rigorous training you can become a tēche. They have a perfect mind and a perfect body and the two are perfectly balanced. Tēches can go from doing highly complex mathematical equations to scaling complete buildings. Tēches though, rarely kill, unless for self defence. They usually knock on their enimies.
by itheeric June 14, 2009
Get the tēche mug.Fake/demo electronics that are commonly found at displays for cell phones or music players at stores such as Wall-Mart, or anywhere where the customer base is believed to be stupid. Often made of cheaper plastic, with a little picture of what the real thing does stuck on to the screen.
"Joe was hellza excited when he saw they had a HTC Incredible outside the Verison store, but it turned out to be tech taxidermy."
by firstkipchak April 18, 2010
Get the Tech Taxidermy mug.Subgenre of house music (or techno) which combines both house and techno vibes to create a truly unruly sound never before encountered in human history.
A lot of people seem to like tech house for it's ability to cause you to move in new and imaginative ways like you have never experienced before. Additional side effects of even short term listening include potential gurning, even whilst sober.
See also: house music techno warehouse big room acid
A lot of people seem to like tech house for it's ability to cause you to move in new and imaginative ways like you have never experienced before. Additional side effects of even short term listening include potential gurning, even whilst sober.
See also: house music techno warehouse big room acid
Ed: "Mate, check out this new tech house record I bought - it's truly unruly!"
Justin: "A true instabag!"
Tommy: "Siiiick!"
Anthony: "Yeah man that's proper mint. Listen to dem vibesss"
Justin: "A true instabag!"
Tommy: "Siiiick!"
Anthony: "Yeah man that's proper mint. Listen to dem vibesss"
by Rehabilitated Bloke May 6, 2015
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