Snatch

To Get The Boy/Girl You Want.
To Get A Girlfriend/Boyfriend.

Homeboy:Oh My Dawg Funna Santch
Josh: Damn Right Imma Snatch

by smartass2000 January 2, 2012

satch

when someone bitches someone else out hardcore

Hunter satched Kitty for making him late for tennis

by britt hill May 20, 2004

Skatch

A movie currently being made by MCR Enterprises. Still not yet completed though. An also a game currently being developed by MCR Enterprises also.

The movie skatch is a flash movie

by Mitch(Mittens) May 9, 2006

Snatch Tagging

the act of snatch tagging stems from Twitter's hash tagging. Instead of using the "Hash" #, one uses a pair of parentheses (), imitating the vagina. The words following this "Snatch" are typed without spaces, as a hash tag, but usually pertain exclusively to girls or guys acting like bitches.

(in a texting conversation)
"Yeah she's not that hot"
"Ehh she's not ugly ()iddoher"
"Snatch tagging shouldn't effect your standards"

by eddi1i August 23, 2011

Satch

As a noun - A loser, weak, wimpy guy. As an adjective - When a person acts like a Satch, they are being Satchy. Created by Craig Mueller at the DKE house at Hamilton College @1991, when he described Noah as being the King of all Satches.

When T. Russell said "I love this song!", he was a big Satch. It was one of his satchiest moments, among many.

When Pickels asked Mueller what Satch meant, he said "Look in the mirror."

by romad July 29, 2004

satchwell

Shakespearean reference for local deviants who prey on scabby slappers. Derived from the expression "Is your thatch well" (nob rot from skanks being quite common in ancient times).

taken from a "Tale of Two Titties" ..

"lovely jugs my dear, 's atch well ?"

by Sportbilly September 16, 2004

Crazy Snatch Face

Some one who works with others that through their own inadequacies tries to blame others for their own problems. Then this Person talks about everyone behind their back because they don't have the gall to confront anyone to their face. If they forget something it MUST be that someone else that's to blame. Also anything they manage to do right is out of luck. Just because they are "Unique", does not mean they are useful. These kind of people are usually without any feelings toward others and are rude beyond all belief. They should all be beaten with shovels then buried with them.

Bonita is a receptionist at Fortune Bay and she is a Crazy Snatch Face to everyone. I don't know why they keep her.

by Pneyh Mepando March 22, 2009