sperm slapper

‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’

I went home with a guy who was a total sperm slapper. There was cum all over me

sperm slapper by BillithandJephphy November 23, 2023

Ham Slapper 

Someone that constantly masturbates.

Boy that kid is a ham slapper he never leaves his room.

Ham Slapper by Daddy Norm February 5, 2024

Mega Slapper 

When you have your erected penis out and a group of people repeatedly slap it all at once until they either get tired or when it falls off, and by it i mean your peanits.

"Dude, I got a bunch of people to give me a Mega Slapper at the party last night!"

Mega Slapper by The Gooning Giant June 10, 2024

soap slapper 

A person which puts his penis in a soap bottle and masturbates by shoving it up and down.

I can imagine Jeffery being a soap slapper, what a freak!

soap slapper by Heisenberg308 August 3, 2024

Casket slapper 

A funeral except a really wild one with karaoke

Matt: Guys, when it’s my time to go, I want you to have a great time, make it really memorable. Goddamn it I want a real casket slapper!

Jay: like with karaoke?

Pob: don’t worry bro, I promise you it will be a real casket slapped

Casket slapper by Pobby Weirdo March 26, 2025

Stick Slapper 

A term used to represent when something is really funny. Usually followed by a slap of the dick

yo Gurt that joke was a stick slapper ngl.

Stick Slapper by gurt sucker39 May 30, 2025

Cincinnati Slapper 

When a girl pours cinnamon (maybe other various spices) all over your cock and balls and she slaps the fuck out of your burning genitalia.

“Oh man I can’t walk, my dick still burns from that Cincinnati slapper I got last night”

Cincinnati Slapper by Homo shitdick July 4, 2025