skoothpaste

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's bottle of toothpaste or mouthwash as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be have your DNA in her mouth for several weeks or months.

See also cumditioner and sploofah

Its 2008 and she still wouldnt orally service me so I left some skoothpaste in her cabinet.

by Frukman March 13, 2008

fetal smother

The suffocation of a fetus by means of inserting a large object into the uterus of a pregnant woman. Usually followed by nap.

Her baby would have been a boy, but I gave her the fetal smother with my baseball bat.

by Dick-squeeze September 7, 2006

Smoochie

Ah eater

Bryanna is a smoochie cus she should eater

by Notnana August 17, 2022

puke smoothie

a smoothie made of vomit

Hey Andrew, wanna puke smoothie? I made it myself.

by meh July 4, 2006

Death to Smoochy

1. The "call to arms" cry of protest, shouted by people radically opposed to the slang word smooch replacing the more formal kiss

2. A movie starring Robin Williams and a 2-legged rat that looks like Danny DeVito

Joe Moviegoer: Did you see Death To Smoochy?

Nude Protestor: Death to Smoochy! Death to Smoochy! Deaaaath Toooooo Smooooochy!

American Flag: It's his right to protest!

by Ben Greenberg May 22, 2006

smoot

A game like tag.

The rules are:
1. Any number of people can play
2. The game can be played either every day or hour.
3. To smoot is to touch other person and say "smoot"

4. Once smooted you are not out of the game

but you cannot smoot a person who has smooted you
until the next day or hour.
5. The game goes on forever and never ends.
6. In case of a tie both players must wait 5 min before they can
smoot each other again.

Guy 1: hey man high five!
(hands make contact)
Guy 1: smoot!

by Ignigknokt June 29, 2009

smoosh

to join/integrate

i smoosh my mint ice cream with strawberry ice cream and chocolate sprinkles...mmmmmmmm. smooshy.

by Pretty Vacant May 14, 2004