Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears

The act of masturbating to Star Wars, especially the non-human actors. As seen on iSketch.

Person 1: Awe man, I was watching Star Wars last night. The Twi'lek got me so hot, I had to Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears.
Person 2: *Just looks at Person 1 Awkwardly*

by SexyJonesy March 1, 2012

mad scratch

A term that defines "drawings" or "sketches."

"Check out this blood's mad scratch, you know he gots to be trippin' with some strait up mad skillz."

by Matt May 24, 2006

from the scratch

From the beginning

You have to let (name) know from the scratch if you fucks with them.
I could tell from the scratch she only wanted some dick.
From the scratch she had him pussywhipped.

by Da Avatar October 31, 2019

chicken scratch

the gentle abrasions on the side of one's cock, left behind by a girl that uses too much teeth...

"damn that cum guzzler left chicken scratches on my cock"

by Shaved Dave June 18, 2003

stretch dog

a loser

Pullman is a stretch dog

by Grimace October 8, 2003

pork scratchings

porky- when one boy goes to west ham matches and eats pork.
pork scratching- when one has evolved from the porky state and stays at home eating on the couch.

conner your such a pork scratchings!
go shove bacon up your mums ass you pork scratchings!

by mr. porky April 3, 2007

scratch

cool, nifty, groovy, neat, word, dope (in reference to an object or event)

You really let it rip the other night with that freestylin', that was scratch, man

by skippz November 6, 2003