Sumday

The day of the week that seems to take fornever to come.

Little Johnny: "Mommy, when is daddy coming home?"
Mom: "Sumday"

by S Brady March 19, 2008

Assplosion Sundae

An extremely cruel yet hilarious prank to play on somebody, where you give them a sundae and they have diarrhea so hard it almost breaks the toilet. The sundae is made like any other sundae, except it contains crushed up laxatives and crushed up stool softeners. Causing the "Victim" or "Target" to have very liquid, very forceful shits, causing them to (Sometimes) shit themselves.

Dude 1: Yo, I just gave Josh an Assplosion Sundae!
Dude 2: What's that?
Dude 1: Just watch.
Josh (Eating Sundae): Oh shit, I gotta shit HARD!! (Runs towards bathroom) Fuck! I can't hold it in! (Shit oozes out of bottom of pants)
Dude 2: Dude, that's evil, but I can't stop laughing!
Dude 1: Fuck yeah man!

by AntHill206 November 19, 2011

peach sundae

When you cream pie a girl then eat out her pussy

Man I had the best Peach Sundae last night

by E RICH MONEY February 13, 2018

McDonalds Sundae

The sexual action that involves cumming in a girls ass. There are three ways of doing about this. The strawberry sundae is having your girl menstruate in your ass. The hot fudge sundae is have you shit in her ass crack and the caramel sundae is made with you pissing in her ass.

We ordered a McDonalds sundae last night. Oh shit, she was pissed.

by AN0SEater March 16, 2020

69 sundae

When a girl put hot fudge in her ass and a guy puts whipped cream on his cock and they 69

For my birthday my wife agreed to do a 69 sundae

by Jsquirls September 26, 2021

oreo sundae

When a male ejaculates onto a female's face, then promptly throws dirt onto said face in order to create a crust on the ejaculate. Act usually performed outside, preferably highly intoxicated.

Guy: I'm about to make a love explosion on your face
Girl: Make it dirty. Can I have an oreo sundae?
Guy: Fuck yeah bitch. *Throws dirt*

by Ryan Mike Nelson August 24, 2007

cherry sundae

Performing oral sex on a gal immediately after breaking a gals hymen and it bleeds.

I felt bad that it hur her so bad when I made love to my virgin girlfriend Vicky. There was blood everywhere but she felt better when I ate her cherry sundae.

by BRD October 24, 2004