Steamy Nelson

While giving someone a full Nelson you simultaneously shove their face in shit and fuck them from behind

Man guess what?
What?
I just gave Susan a steamy Nelson

by Mewrinkledink November 21, 2016

steamed nog

Getting a blowjob in a sauna.

I built my house with a sauna in it so I could enjoy a steamed nog at home.

by hoho_holidays November 30, 2016

Steamy Cartesian

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).

Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!

by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017

Steamfresh

To drop a Hot, fresh, foul smelling dump, leaving it in the stool, cranking up the shower to full on hot, closing the door and leaving it for the next unfortunate person.

I hear the shower running. Better not be cooking a steamfresh yo.

I walked in on my roommate’s steamfresh. I can still smell it.

by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2018

steaming hot pocket

When someone poops into someone else’s asshole.

Hey David, want to give me a steaming hot pocket tonight? Oh Donnie, you know I love sharing my steaming hot pockets with you!

by Knuxdp January 24, 2018

Steamy Mitten

Giving your partner a handjob when you have chubby hands

My hands are so gross and fat, like I'm wearing boxing gloves

"Yeah but I bet you give a great steamy mitten"

by Spobret July 26, 2018

Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon

Also known as a dishwasher. A quick and effective way to clean dishes.

I could wash these dishes by hand, or I could stick them in the Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon.

by Strudel Doom October 6, 2018