procrasturbate

When you are supposed to be studying or doing important work but instead you are masturbating.

John: So, did you get your work done today?
Ralph: Nah, it was hard to get started so I mostly procrasturbated all day.

by blazin' heavy August 19, 2004

procrasturbate

to procrastinate by yourself

Man, I was going to work on the report but instead I just procrasturbated all day at home.

by Procrastines February 22, 2009

Procrasturbate

To put off a task until you are finished masturbating.

I was going to go to school, but then I procrasturbated, and I missed the bus.

by John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmit October 6, 2009

Procrastination

Ehh... You know what? I'll tell you the definition later...

I know procrastination is bad... I should be doing my homework, but playing video games is much more enjoyable.

by flamwambam January 25, 2011

procrasterbate

To hold something or things off by masturbating

Tim: Hey, John are you going to do the science project?

John: I think I will go procrasterbate in the bathroom.

Tim: You little fucker.

by bolls in a can July 23, 2011

PROCTOLOGIST

Also known as: A shitty job.

Ernie: You know Burt, McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the frier!

Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.

by Big Turd Burgler April 10, 2008

Procastinasshole

To delay the act of being an asshole.

Example Question: Why be an asshole later when you can get it over with now.

Why procastinasshole.

by qn.harpy March 13, 2009