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person

What you call a person that annoys you or makes you very angry when you are lacking a better term or are trying to refrain from using profanity.
He was taunting her endlessly so she finally turned around and yelled, "You PERSON!" and stalked off.
by Lexiandra September 4, 2007
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MAP (minor attracted person)

Person A: "My friends Harvey and Bill are MAP (minor attracted person), but I accept everyone for who they are."

Person B: "MAP? Do you mean they are a couple of Pederasses? They are sickos that want to have sex with children?"

Person A:"Yeah but I don't judge people because I too am a nutbag -- I vote Democrat."

Person B: "I want off this planet..."
by Pokipann July 12, 2018
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person attached to your dick

N. A fuck buddy for whom you're starting to develop feelings. It's not just about the sex anymore, but when your relationship expands to accommodate and appreciate your fuck buddy's personality, character, tastes, etc. It's when you look at his dick and see the person it is attached to.
Laura: "It took me some time to sort this out, but I...I think I've grown to like the person attached to your dick."
Jordi: *blushing* "Oh...thanks!"
by Nicnoc October 12, 2010
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Personal Shit

A shit someone takes while having an emotional breakdown.
I think Sandra was taking a personal shit. The bathroom floor is covered in tears and it smells like death in there.
by superk13 June 23, 2016
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fake person

someone who backstabs and acts different to your face
paige kelly is not a fake person
by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016
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Dick Parsons

Any type of man with a large penis and a knack for being able to fornicate with any woman he desires. He is easily the best looking person in any room he walks into and has been know to use his encyclopedia sized list of pick up lines to bang any girl or guy he pleases.
I was dancing with this girl all night and i thought we were gonna leave together until a Dick Parsons walked into the room and she immediately started sucking his dick on the dance floor.
by desothelioma September 15, 2009
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white person bbq

A BBQ that only consists of hot dogs and hamburgers
-Hey you going to David's BBQ?
-Are there gonna be oysters there?
-No
-Steak?
-No
-Tri-tip?
-No, its a white person bbq
-Oh
by Calihomie May 30, 2010
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