Tea Tree Oiled

The art of waxing your shaft with tea tree oil, and strumming yourself to ecstasy before the burn sets in.

Michael: What did you do last night Steve, the usual pit noodle and wank 1-2?
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson

Tea Tree Oiled by RandyRhoads84 May 29, 2020

oilfield 

n. The place where hydrocarbons (oil and/or natural gas) are produced. "The oilfield" is also a term used by oil & gas industry professionals to describe their industry and the work associated with it.

I worked in the oilfield for 10 years before becoming a desk jockey.

oilfield by vaeren January 13, 2007

Oily Douglas 

A Lubricated Dildo

Ayo Schandra, Lemme get dat oily douglas so i can stick it in mah pussy witout dat friction.

Oily Douglas by Roman P February 7, 2009

oiling up 

To Put oil on ones body in a sexual way

He was oiling up while we fucked

oiling up by Yo granny April 4, 2021

Essential Oils 

The holy grail that all Karens seek.

I dont give a fuck about your essential oils bullshit, I want some fucking drugs.

Essential Oils by .&:&3&83 December 17, 2019

oiligarch 

The oft missed definition of the new Russian Power Base. Now often refered to in popular media as "Oligarch"(why they use quotations I will never know..it is a real word). In fact it should be defined as Oiligarchs since they actually acquired all their power(money) by stealing Oil companies in the rapid privatization era of 1991-1992.

Hey, one day I paid a communist official £50,000 in hard currency, the next day I own an oil field in Siberia...I am now for sure an "Oiligarch".

oiligarch by Friedrich Klaus January 16, 2007

Oily Tartz

Alternative name for 'Orly Taitz', lawsuit junkie, dentist, realtor, alleged shemale and queen of the 'Birfers', the nutcases who think President Barack Obama is not a natural-born American citizen because they wet the bed.

"Orly Taitz. Oily Tartz. Never heard of this person so I googled her and it seems she's a lawsuit junkie..." - Slightly Dark Francis, Yahoo! Answers.

"So you were another of the little blinkies that got sucked in by the Oily Tartz birth cert? Good for you." - Slightly Dark Francis, Yahoo! Answers.

Oily Tartz by rxnxr August 3, 2009