Morning Drip

The urge to pee in the morning even though only afew drops may come out.

I had to pee so bad when I woke up but when I got the the bathroom I only got about six drops out. I HATE the morning drip

by Fornachon March 25, 2011

morning wood

This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on.

The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.

morning wood, if not properly taken care of, can cause Erectile Dysfunction

by Demon Phoenix 1337 October 3, 2004

Morning Juice

The semi-fluid diarrhea that comes after a night of excessive alcohol consumption.

Uhh, sorry Jeff, I just stained your porcelain toilet with my Morning Juice.

by F.E. Forster December 1, 2003

morning glory

alcoholic cocktail named for its tenancy to produce serious hangovers the next day.

the morning glory mix - 1 litre vodka

70cl red wkd

70cl blue wkd

70cl smirnoff ice lemon

70cl peach schnapps

4 shots of whiskey

this manages to taste like jelly, get you shit-faced and be neon purple at the same time.
Feel free to create you own variation!

"Dude I woke up with a killer hangover"
"How?"
"I was drinking Morning Glory last night"
"Dumbass"

by Hot Stuff! April 23, 2010

Hot Morning Moustache

The action taken where one person takes a crap upon waking, and places the feces on the upper lip of a sleeping person. Best performed while the poop is HOT. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez

I gave Joe a Hot Morning Moustache

by Damien July 18, 2003

mopping

To be high on ecstasy. Originated in the bay area.

Fuck dude... i took those 2 E tablets yesterday and i was mopping all night...

by Yeeeeeeeeee September 13, 2006

Good Mythical Morning

The best show in existence, hosted by two mid-age guys: Rhett And Link who probably just dropped out of college and needed another job

Rhett:"Hey Link, we need jobs lets make a morning show called Good mythical morning and get money" Link:"Sure"

by Homie bean April 9, 2015