Master Cheif: I HAVE FINALLY MADE A PERFECT POT ROAST!!! I AM VICT-
Master Chief: *dives toward him* GET DOWN!!!!!! *tackles Master Cheif to the ground. The pot roast flies through the air as a grenade explodes on the ground behind the two men*
Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*The pot roast lands safely on the ground*
Master Cheif:... Phew...
*It blows up*
Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Master Chief: Shut up and get on the warthog! You're operating the gatling gun! I would take Johnson, but you poisoned him with those stupid brownies yesterday!
Master cheif: *sniff*.... uhh... *sniff*... ok... *gets in the warthog. They drive 5 feet then explode*
Master Chief: *dives toward him* GET DOWN!!!!!! *tackles Master Cheif to the ground. The pot roast flies through the air as a grenade explodes on the ground behind the two men*
Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*The pot roast lands safely on the ground*
Master Cheif:... Phew...
*It blows up*
Master Cheif: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Master Chief: Shut up and get on the warthog! You're operating the gatling gun! I would take Johnson, but you poisoned him with those stupid brownies yesterday!
Master cheif: *sniff*.... uhh... *sniff*... ok... *gets in the warthog. They drive 5 feet then explode*
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I carry a gun havin', got nine children by nine women havin', duelin' banjos playin, live lynard skynard watchin', bluesmaster, trash shit on the planet. Commonly know as a redneck.
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when a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse on the beach . the guy takes out his penis , rubs it in the sand and puts it back in the vagina . like a churro .
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the little one,
the junior baccon blit,
the tiniest penis you will ever see.
the tape master flex can be hereditary, if your father or your fathers father has a small penis, you will most liely have the "tape master flex"
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-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.
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After Chauncey saw the sexy broad on his way to the bathroom, he knew the Sun-Times was not necessary as a master-poo was now in order.
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"This girl was giving me head and she proceeded to Maestro that shit."
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