Master-poo 

-The lost art of simultaneously pounding out one's own ejaculate and feces into the same receptacle.

-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.

After Chauncey saw the sexy broad on his way to the bathroom, he knew the Sun-Times was not necessary as a master-poo was now in order.

Master-poo by ShadesI January 26, 2011

Master-poo 

-The lost art of simultaneously pounding out one's own ejaculate and feces into the same receptacle.

-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.

After Chauncey saw the sexy broad on his way to the bathroom, he knew the Sun-Times was not necessary as a master-poo was now in order.

Master-poo by ShadesI January 26, 2011

Craft Master Custom Pools 

Palm Beach County Pool Builder since 1994.

Delray Beach Pool Builders Craft Master Custom Pools is designing my pool.

Craft Master Custom Pools by The Pool Guy November 23, 2022

Pool Master Supreme 

The champion of billiards, the true supreme master of the game.

I am the Pool Master Supreme after winning all the matches.

Pool Master Supreme by Pool Master Supreme December 6, 2016

Poontang master 

One who is adept at all things related to genital effleurage.

Mike has proven to all of the young women on the volleyball team that he is the poontang master.

Poontang master by Mistuh February 18, 2008

poop master 

One who is the master of poop.

Tommy is a the master of all poop masters. He likes poop on a stick. Therfor he is the poop master.

poop master by Johnny October 2, 2003

'Second Beer Pool Master' Theory 

Second Beer Pool Master is the phenomenon observed at a pool table after the subject has consumed a select quantity of a brewed alcoholic beverage.

Extensive studies have shown that although consumption of a second brewed beverage within a short time period has the ability to improve pool skills, a third appears to initiate the numbing process of the the brain dedicated towards being a Pool Master.

The skill level of a pool player can be determined by the following process:

where(player.Environment = "Pool Table") {
set skillLevel.value to 1 ///out of 10
beersConsumed = 0
foreach(beer as consumed) {
beersConsumedNow = beersConsumed + 1
}
if(beersConsumedNow < 1) {
set skillLevel.value to 2
}
elsif(beersConsumedNow = 2) {
set skillLevel.value to 9.5
set player.label to 'Legend'
set hotGirls.affinity to 182%
}
elsif(beersConsumedNow >2) {
foreach(countOf(beersConsumedNow)) {
set skillLevel.value to (history.skillLevel - (beersConsumedNow/10))
}
}
}

Darren: How did you pull that move off? It was incredibe!
Scott: I am a believer of the 'Second Beer Pool Master' theory.

Have you found your Lord and Savior "Beer, the Second"

'Second Beer Pool Master' Theory by Haydius April 7, 2017