A Matt Joke

A joke that’s not funny.

Did u hear that female comedians joke, yeah it was a matt joke.

by armanitaumalolo May 15, 2020

Matt

The removed foreskin of a penis.

Dude, that nasty chinese man just ate that Matt!

by cckg21 April 7, 2009

Matt

(noun) A dickface asshole who hates everyone, and everything. He should really go fall off a cliff, and no one would care. An extremely pissy guy who really needs to deal with his own shit instead of putting it on others. Enjoys cussing people out and basically being a creep by staring people down. Is annoyed easily.

You should really avoid that guy, he's such a Matt.

by Shh...it's a secret x] April 18, 2010

Matt

Matt is a very interesting person and really likes to grind on video games he also likes to go on trips with his teachers and is a hard working boyscout that puts in lots of work to be on the top teir of boy scouts he has a very that in school is called mr. cool.

Wow that Matt is a real boyscout

by Amanda Riddo June 18, 2018

matt

reidiculousy needy,annoying,ugly,possibly stinky. Just all around not the kind of guy you would wanna be with.

oh my god this is the fifth time he called me in 20 minutes. hes such a matt

by ugh come on May 7, 2009

Matt

tall skinny guy that tends to hang out with fat people and drive slow vehicles.

yo look its fat matt hanging out with josh and b-ryan.

by J-dizzle n da hizzle October 9, 2008

Matt Caplan

Current star of Broadway's RENT. Gives dance lessons on Maranda's grave. Also known as Jewish McJew.

I just got a dance lesson from Matt Caplan on Maranda's grave.

Matt Caplan touched Maranda's cheekbones and then cried.

by Erikitten April 26, 2006