Textual Massage

adv. Placing a cell phone which has been set to vibrate in the bottom corner of your pocket so it is close to your 'danger zone', or touching the top of your inner thigh. Upon a text message, the phone will vibrate, sending small, yet glorious pleasure waves and sometimes tingles down your spine.

Eric: Dude, last night, Erica and I were chatting back and forth, and she gave me a series of textual massages.
Tom: Really? hot dude! WOAH!! I'm getting one right now. hehe...he....'scuse me while I go to the bathroom for about 5 1/2 minutes.

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008

Cat Massage

Noun. A waste of time. Effort should not be made in this endeavor.

Work today was such a cat massage.

My date last night was a total cat massage. She wouldn't even go down on me.

by Chang Sauce August 19, 2009

a fucking massive donkey dick

something u will never have

your mum has a 'a fucking massive donkey dick'

by ShUsH69420 June 7, 2021

Paul Masson

Paul Masson is a Grande Amber Brandy. Its very smooth and tastes great on the rocks. There is Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy VS(Very Special) and VSOP(Very Superior Old Pale). Paul Masson Brandy is not Paul Masson Wine! I like to drink it straight similar to my compadres Trey Songz and Gucci Mane. Trey Songz and Gucci Mane rap and sing about drinking Paul Masson straight in the song "Drink It Straight."

Tiny Tim: Yo Els, im heading to U-liqs to cop da big jawn of Paul Masson , What kind of chasers should i get?
Elsworth: No chasers neccessary. I drink it straight.

by ELSWORTHPB December 9, 2008

Massie

a sex goddess, hard to get but fun to be around. when you finally have sex with her everything else will fail to compare the complete opposite of a slut, every guy wants to be with her but cant succeed

DAMN! look at that massie, i wish i could get with her!!

by textingamassie June 28, 2011

Russian Massage

Mammary intercourse; a tit job.

She gave me a russian massage and I came all over her face!

by Mountjoy001 June 27, 2010

massive

People, group, collective. Jamaican origin.

All de massive dem love reggae music.

by bamari July 10, 2003