Scooby-Doo Lick

When you eat ass like Scooby eats Scooby snacks.

Guy 1: Man look at this girl, would you fuck her?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I'd fuck her, I'd give her ass a Scooby-Doo lick!

by Yeahaightbro February 8, 2019

Lift and Lick

The act of which a male will lift another males cock and scrotum to continuously lick the beta males ass hole

"oh dude, did u hear ben did the lift and lick on nick!"
"oh no way me too!"

by Gaysexyman69 August 24, 2019

marty mayo lick

When a kid named matthew eats mayo only sandwiches. I'm talking nothing but bread, mayo then bread.

marty mayo lick is licking mayo

by whyamiusingurban November 7, 2019

oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay

A time where Oprah Winfrey comes up to you, not to give your a car or a school county, but to lick her vagina.

Bill: Look, its Oprah!!! Can I get a car?

Oprah: No, but you can lick my va-jay-jay

Bill: *Calls Tom* DUDE oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay!!

Tom: Aweshum

by Crzycoco February 1, 2010

Even Cows Lick Stamps

Used as an agreement. Equivalent to "that was bound to happen" but with an extra shade of meaning toward stupid people, or the inevitability of stupid events taking place.

Origin unclear. corporate/midwestern USA.

Person 1: I thought John would have learned his lesson about not viewing porn on his office computer.

Person 2: Yeah, well- even cows lick stamps.

by Andy Borne August 9, 2004

Hit a lick

(v.) Masturbation in prison.

ex: " Mayn bro I hit a lick when my celly was out at yard.!"

by Blameitnoaim September 14, 2011

a big lick

Your pocket cards in Hold'em poker are 6 and 9, you have a big lick. In contrast, an Ace and King are Big Slick.

On the final table of my Texas hold'em poker tournament; the flop was two sixes and a nine (6 6 9), my pocket cards, a Big Lick (6 9) yielded me a full house. Taste like chicken.

by bbHoffa November 8, 2006